Staff Profiles




More about Chess the Cat
 

Superpower

Knee sock radar



More about Freezingwarm
 

Superpower

Though not technically a superpower Freezingwarm is able to pilot helicopters like no other.  Also, he can shoot a powerful laser from his eyes.



Aristotle
 

Superpower

Wears neither a belt nor suspenders and yet pants always stay up!



More about Starsmars

 

Superpower

Able to eat extremely hot peppers but only in extremely small quantities. 



Fr. Burns
 

Superpower

Fr. Burns, though confined to a robotic wheelchair, possesses the incredible ability to move objects using only the power of  his mind.  That is, using the power of his mind not to command his muscles to move an object but simply using the power of his thoughts.  I still don't think I've explained it correctly.  You know what I mean.



Tao Jones
 

Superpower

Able to eat spaghetti with a spoon.  Sometimes.



Gunnery Sgt. Bill Bitterman
Rants

 

Superpower

Once went a whole day without killing anyone.



Homotron the Robot from a far away galaxy
 

Superpower

Homotron is "fully functional."



Calvin the Camcat
 

Superpower

Has the ability to lick self.



More about Dr. Morgenes
 

Superpower

Can catch a bullet between his eyelids.



More about Darlene Darling
 

Superpower

 Can wake the world up with her smile.  Can take a nothing day and make it all seem worthwhile.



More about Bleach White Skeleton

Bleach's Blog
 

Superpower

This regal skeleton has bones that are bleach white.  If that isn't a super power, I don't know what is!