bleach white skeleton:  a friend to the poor

Born:  As a skeleton:  Currently unknown.    I don't know when he was born as a human.   Bleach doesn't remember much about his human days.  He does however remember something about being in the Afghan war.  He also remembers something about fighting against the massacre of Witches in England.  He knows only bits and pieces about his human form.

Home:  When not travelling the globe, bleach calls the moors of England his home.

Occupation:  Has had many.  Soldier in WW1, WW2, Nam.  He knows how to repair shoes.  He likes to play snooker with royalty.  Bleach has many other interests.  But nowadays Bleach focuses on his job as a consultant.

Favourite meal:  Fish and chips with a martini.

Social life:  Loves to bungee jump, and spends days on end at the local Diogenes club.

Help:  He loves to volunteer at food banks, homeless shelters.  He travels to Africa and South America to help the poor.
 

Bleach White Skeleton:  The Pre-Show Hype!

Chess: Hey everyone! I just posted a huge announcement about a special guest that will be here for Halloween!
freezingwarm: lol let me check
freezingwarm: lmao!!!! i love it bone!! im glad bleach is the guy we hired!!!this kix!
freezingwarm: bone im pissing myself laughing!
Aristotle: Shite, I won't be home at 8:00 on Thursday night! I'm gonna miss out!!!!
Chess: Oh I just mean in the blue frame. I just typed that in case anyone needed to refresh cuz you know that thousands of people are watching this page at any one given time lol!
Tao: I'm super excited about Bleach White Skeleton.. but I don't know if I'll be around? Will transcripts be available? Can I ask my questions in advance?
Tao: I want to know where Bleach White Skeleton got those rad boots.
Tao: And if he gets athletes foot bone.
freezingwarm: okay what the shit, we hire bleach white skeleton and now tao and aristotle aint gonna be around????com on folks, get your Q's ready!
Chess: Freeze, we may have to reschedule Bleach White Skeleton. I don't know if he'll go for it though.
Aristotle: Reschedule, reschedule!!! BWS has got to come back some other time. What are BWS' thoughts on cremation?
Aristotle: Chess, why don't ou want Cuba? I heard they don't allow Americans on there.
Chess: It's the other way round. America won't let Americans there. And rightly so. Bloody Commies. What's the national anthem of Cuba? Row, row, row your boat. And it's not that easy to reschedule BWS! It's not up to us! He's booked by other sites as well. We'll call him and see. He's at the Admiral Inn right now. And that's costing us too!
freezingwarm: chess remember when we brought bleached white skeleton to adniral inn...i think he liked it cause theres that cemetary right beside it...lol
freezingwarm: chess, i just called BWS, and he told me he can reschedule but it will cost us 50.00 xtra. i think our budget can accomodate. but he said he's got to go to newcastle on monday...so phone him bone lets settle this...
Chess: But I already sent out my e-mails! I don't know what to do! I'm thinking we go ahead as scheduled and depending on the response, we can add a second show or something. lol. I did notice that refined english skeleton--Bleach White Skeleton--sporting a friendly smile when he saw that graveyard. I can't wait to ask him about his heroism during WWI!
Chess: Oops! WWI that is. WWII for that matter as well. I'm fascinated by that Bleach White Skeleton.
freezingwarm: chess okay lets do thurs and we'll talk to him bout a second and if that goes ell a third show tops
freezingwarm: i wanna ask him if he wipes his ass
Chess: lol! An Imperialist British Skeleton must! I should think!
freezingwarm: hahahaha
freezingwarm: or i want to ask him if he can play camptown races on his ribs
Chess: lol!!! I want to know more about his boots! I bet they're army boots from his army days.
freezingwarm: lmao! i bet they r!!!!!
Chess: I heard that his bones are so white that the Krauts always spotted his machine gun nest first. But, being the British skeleton he is, he always kept up the good fight. Can't let the old place down and all that.
freezingwarm: ask him ask him!!! i cant wait....his limo driver told me that one time BWS scored 4touch downs in one american football match, and he insisted that its a little fools game
chess:  That is so like Bleach White Skeleton: Modest! To score all those touchdowns and then to say it was nothing! What a skeleton!