american candy I have eaten


 
Starsmars:  Hmm.  Crispy caramel.  It comes in 2 individual pieces.  It's gooey.  Since I have nothing else to say about this bar that should probably tell you something.  5/10.
Chess:  It looks like a turd.  Once you chew off the caramel crisps you're left with a caramel lump that's quite enjoyable though.  I don't have anything else to say about this bar either so I guess that's an automatic 5.

 

 
Starsmars:  "Yuck.  Brrrp.  (suppressing vomit.)  That's just gross."  Because it's named "Chunky" I  thought that would be like a KitKat chunky but I was just wrong.
Chess:  After watching Starsmars' reaction I was a bit apprehensive.  Raisins.  That must be what's making Starsmars want to barf.  Peanuts.  Chocolate.  Nothing wrong with this at all.  8/10

 

 
Starsmars:  Looks promising.  Dish delish! Lots of chocolate and peanuts evenly spread  throughout the bar.  9/10.
Chess:  I'll give this a middling review.  It's got a weird aftertaste.  Soft and messy, I wouldn't eat this anywhere but home with a fork and knife.  But maybe it's just warm in here and it melted a bit.  I don't know.  The package has a spot marked "Hold here" on the back.  Either it's to open the package or they're acknowledging how messy it is and have provided a way for you to hold it.  7/10.

 

 
Starsmars:  A snack for the salty peanut lover.  No chocolate so it automatically loses some points.  8/10 for me.
Chess:  This is the candy bar that doesn't fuck around.  It just doesn't want to waste time so it puts the inside on the outside for quick access.  It's great, I love it.  10/10.  Addendum:  After the taste test I went back to this bar to finish it and I noticed something that wasn't there before.  A sick salty taste and a bad aftertaste.  I'll change my score to 6/10.

 

 
Starsmars:  Individual square chunks of chocolate peanut chew bites.   Fun to share with your friends.  9/10.
Chess:  The best thing I can say about this is it comes in little bite sized pieces.  Bland.    5/10.

 

 
Starsmars:  Hmmm.  White chocolate.  I don't like white chocolate.  A bit stale so that hurts it.  I know it's not the bar's fault but doesn't the KitKat company hold a little responsibility to ensure that their product is rotated in the display?  3/10.
Chess:  I love white chocolate and this is a good bar.  Not as good as a KitKat chunky but meh. 
I'd be surprised if we don't see this in Canada soon if it isn't already.
Stars:  "It says 'Limited Edition'".
Chess:  "That means its just a product they're test marketing."
Stars:  "Sorry.  I didn't know you were Mr. Candy Fucking Expert Extraordinaire."

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