Freeze's Card Destruction Deck

Garbage
Ace O Spades Evaporates

War
Everyone take 2 blank cards from your hand.
Put a # between 1-10 on each. Shuffle
all those cards. Each player chooses 2 cards.
Whoever has the highest total picks up 2 new cards.

Filthy Diarrhea Fart
All cards in play and in hands go
into the graveyard.

Egg Reversal
Powers of Resurrect Card
is reversed.

Resurrect
Take Egg Card back into your deck.
It can be affected by no other cards.

Destruction
Theft Proof Vault destroyed
with all in it!

Cancer of the Balls
Lose 1 Million Points

Oviraptor
Take back the Free Egg Card

DNA
DNA is altered. Switch card with person
on your left.

Mike Moore
Chokes on his own vomit. What
a happy day. All players get 1 Point

Tired
Chess is Tired.
Lose 1 Point

Disease
Feline Urinary Tract Disease
All cards in play are useless

+ 200
I get 200 Points

Yankees
Lost like bitches.
Get rid of cards in play.

Bruins
Bruins Rule!
I get 2 Billion Points

No WMD
George Bush is mad. All cards
in play are useless except
for Portuguese cards.

Assassin
All players shuffle your cards in hand
flipped  upside down and
discard one card.

My Ass Burns
Whoever ate the egg card
dumps it out and gives it to
person on left.

BA Baracus
All players get rid of 3 cards from hand.
 

Taliban
Cuts off your Bleaka
Lose 50 Points

This Game Sux
Game Over

I Ran Out of Ideas Card.
It's 1 AM!

Blank
All blank cards back into the pile.

Bin Laden
All Star Trek themed cards
go into graveyard.

Mars
Didn't call choir.
Lose 10 Points

Pass
Pass Mars card to Chess

Lazarus
All cards in graveyard
go to Tao Jones