Time Travel
+10 Minutes

Indian Snake Charmer
Take any snake 4 Points

Gold Bar
99.99% Pure Gold
Dow Jones +100 Points

Magic Eye
See a Player's Hand

Google IPO
Google goes public.  + 168 Points

Plinko
5000 Points

Ace O' Spades
Ace of Spades

Cyclone
Lose a card

Black Hole

Mailman
Send a card to someone else + 5 Points

Vault
Put valuables in theft proof vault

3 Point Shot
Swoosh for 3 from the line

Oviraptor Pit
Oviraptors! Fight!
Heads wins for Player who plays this card.
Destroys opposing Oviraptor.

Cheat
Cheat
Ace up sleeve.

Deep Thought
42 Points

Gumball Machine
+80 Points

Free Egg
1 Free Egg

Magic Mirror
Reverse effects of a card.
Play anytime.

Maginot Line
No Frenchman can be attacked.
-1000 for trying.
Play anytime.

Full House
100 Points

Oviraptor
Steal an egg

Romulan Kidnappers
Steal any Federation Officer
2 Points

1 Dollar

Ebay
Sell "Info CD" for $5 + 1 Feedback

Contract
Sign the Babe
-100 000 Dollars

Triple
Jeter hits a line drive to center
3 Base Hit

Milk Tasting
You win a medal!
Free Medal

Ass Bite
Ruby Bites Ass
-10 Minutes

Turbine
Converts wind to 5000 Points
Play Anytime

Ice Caps Melt
Portugal Flooded.
All Portuguese related cards are discarded.

Bates is Shooting Blanks
+0.000042 Points

Paxiga
+100 Peuntes

Bates' Breakfast Omelette
Uses egg on egg card to make and eat an omelette.
Egg card is not affected.

Cure for Cancer
Remove all cancer cards in play.

The French
Runs away when owner's side is attacked.
Discard The French when this happens.
+100 Points

Wheel of Fortune
All cards in players' hands get shuffled
back in deck.  Players draw 5 new cards.

Ruby's Ball
+100 Points
+5 Slobber Points

That Was a Dumb Card Frank
Interrupts a card Frank plays.
Can be played at anytime.

Pizza Kings
+400 Points

Foul Shot
+1 Point

Garden of Eden
All useless cards are put in graveyard.

Ruby
Mixes cards up. Target one player
and mix up their cards in play as
newly positioned.

Teen Girl Squad
+100 Style Points

Texas Tornado
Toss card on playing area.
Remove all cards moved by card
or wind caused by card.

All that is Portugal
-100 Points

Deanna Troi
Starfleet Officer
When brought in play look at all
opponent's hands.
+250 Points

USS Enterprise
Protects all Starfleet Officers from everything.
Add 333 Points per Starfleet officer in play.
+ 1 Point

Geordi LaForge
Starfleet Officer
All Starfleet Officers are rescued
and come into play to your side. Only when
initially played.
+250 Points

Jean Luc Picard
+300 Points

Draw 2 Cards
Isn't that nice.

Hallowe'en Attack.

1.e4 e5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Nc3 Nf6
4 Nxe5
Inventor's Quote: "I didn't see the pawn was protected!"
Player loses 200 Points.

Stop
Interrupt
Card being played gets put in graveyard
without having effects.

Adolf Hitler
+100 Reich Points

Armageddon
1. All non-Egg cards removed from play.
2. Game is over.
Card is not interruptible.
BOOM

Father Burns
Adds spiritual guidance.
+123 Points

Che
+100 Guerilla Points

Name Teams
Name teams eligible for World Series
500 Points

US Army

I Spy
Eye wait...
I spy with my little eye
500 Points

Name 3 Past Halloween Costumes
Name 3 past Halloween costumes you've worn
before for 300 Points

Give a dog a bone
200 Points

Guess the colour of this Brick House
100 Points

3 of Diamonds

Epa

Popcorn Makers of America
1 Million Points

Go find a pea for 100 Points

Must go Nite Nite

Ummm...

Let Ruby out on the next ring for...
250 Points

Do not acquire a Pitbull,
Do not pass go,
Do not collect $200

Pass

Name the apple of Frank's eye for
500 Points

Garbage
Ace O Spades Evaporates

War
Everyone take 2 blank cards from your hand.
Put a # between 1-10 on each. Shuffle
all those cards. Each player chooses 2 cards.
Whoever has the highest total picks up 2 new cards.

Filthy Diarrhea Fart
All cards in play and in hands go
into the graveyard.

Egg Reversal
Powers of Resurrect Card
is reversed.

Resurrect
Take Egg Card back into your deck.
It can be affected by no other cards.

Destruction
Theft Proof Vault destroyed
with all in it!

Cancer of the Balls
Lose 1 Million Points

Oviraptor
Take back the Free Egg Card

DNA
DNA is altered. Switch card with person
on your left.

Mike Moore
Chokes on his own vomit. What
a happy day. All players get 1 Point

Tired
Chess is Tired.
Lose 1 Point

Disease
Feline Urinary Tract Disease
All cards in play are useless

+ 200
I get 200 Points

Yankees
Lost like bitches.
Get rid of cards in play.

Bruins
Bruins Rule!
I get 2 Billion Points

No WMD
George Bush is mad. All cards
in play are useless except
for Portuguese cards.

Assassin
All players shuffle your cards in hand
flipped  upside down and
discard one card.

My Ass Burns
Whoever ate the egg card
dumps it out and gives it to
person on left.

BA Baracus
All players get rid of 3 cards from hand.
 

Taliban
Cuts off your Bleaka
Lose 50 Points

This Game Sux
Game Over

I Ran Out of Ideas Card.
It's 1 AM!

Blank
All blank cards back into the pile.

Bin Laden
All Star Trek themed cards
go into graveyard.

Mars
Didn't call choir.
Lose 10 Points

Pass
Pass Mars card to Chess

Lazarus
All cards in graveyard
go to Tao Jones