9/23/03.   Lissen, straight up; if you're not going to vote Conservative on October 2 then don't vote at all.  Thanks.  If you do end up voting for another party then be sure to send me your address so I can mail you my 2004 Ontario Tax Return.  Because you'll be paying it jerkfaces.

Mark your calendars.  Today is the day that Ruby's left ear finally perked up.  Now both of her ears stand straight up like a bat's.  Beautiful.  I love this dog.

9/20/03.  Dudes, why not go on an apartment safari?

9/12/03.  Johnny Cash rocked all y'all and if you don't know what I'm talking about then you're just ignant.  I've got all his stuff; from the Sun years right up until the American recordings.   RIP to the original gangsta, the Man in Black, Johnny Freakin' Cash.

9/11/03.  Bite my shiny metal ass Osama.