October 2002
10/31/02. Today is the big day! Tonight at 8:00pm, Bleach White Skeleton live! Instead of holding the chat on the Tag-Board which would be really slow, I've set up a chat room instead. Click here to enter.
Wow! I have always been a big fan of the show Jackass and Johnny Knoxville in particular. I just came back from seeing Jackass: The Movie and if you liked the show you'll love the movie!
10/28/02. Huge news! This Thursday,
October 31st at 8:00pm Chessthecat.com, in co-operation with
Bombz-away.com will be
hosting a special guest! Bleach White Skeleton will be here starting at
8:00pm to answer your questions on my tag-board. Mark your calendars and
set your alarm clocks for this mega event! Be there! Please
spread the word about this live event!
After weeks of problems, Bombz-away.com is finally back online! Huzzah!
10/27/02. Did you set your clock back one hour last night?
Here's a letter the sniper wrote to police. I love the stars. Nice touch. Here's what some guy on Fark wrote:
We get signal.
Main screen turn on. It's you!
Hello gentlemen. You have no chance to survive, Prepare you bodybags!
What you say?
Word is bond.
10/26/02. The Arab News answers your questions about sex. Unfortunately, this isn't a joke.
Just a note that the Tournament of Stuff is getting down to the final match. Keep an eye on it.
Bah! One pic of Tippy. That's all. But then again it's not like he really ever looked different I guess.
Calvin gets a gold star today I'll tell you. I saw a mouse in the apartment and, unsure of what to do, I roused Calvin from his perch. The mouse had run under the bed though and wasn't co-operating. Calvin waited by the bed patiently while I jumped up and down on it. The mouse ran out and Calvin was after it like a shot! It was great, like a nature documentary or something. The living room was pitch black but Calvin was on that mouse from the get go. Then I had to go out for awhile. I needed a Twinkie so I left Calvin on the case. When I got back, didn't Calvin have that asshat mouse in it's jaws? lol. Starsmars wasn't too happy so she made Calvin drop it. That half dead mouse ran away though and found a hiding spot in the dresser. We were late for an appointment so we blocked up the mouse in the dresser with a book. A couple of hours later we came back and wanted to free the mouse but it managed to escape somehow. We found it under a desk, soaking wet and chewed like a piece of bubblegum. Calvin was on a rampage. Ah well. I was kind of hoping the mouse would get away so it could tell it's mouse buddies not to bother trying to pinch my Coco Puffs because Captain Calvin of the 5th Anti-Mouse Regiment is on the prowl. lol. It was so cartoon. Cats really do chase mice. Just like on TV. Great stuff.
Ekerai! I officially feel old now. My 21 year old sister doesn't know what the A-Team is. Never heard of it. Doesn't care. How can this be?
Are you tired of paying to host your webpage? I was. So I turned to Doteasy! After paying a transfer fee, you never pay again! And get this: No Banners or any other advertising appear on your page! And if you refer two other people you don't even pay the transfer fee! Hence this post! Sign up today for Doteasy. It rocks.
Today is a special day! Today is the one month anniversary
of
Happyindex.com without an update or really anything else happening at all!
Congratulations Tao! Now get offn' yer ass and get the site going!
10/25/02. Dear Darlene, why can't I find a man to hug and kiss??
10/23/02. Freeze wraps up Black, Black Lung for now. I've seen some movies. Other than that, I've got nothing.
For Freeze: The lyrics to Good Times:
Good Times
Any time you meet a payment
Good Times
Any time you meet a friend
Good Times
Any time you're out from under
Not gettin' hassled, not gettin' hustled
Keepin' your head above water
Makin' a wave when you can
Temporary lay-offs
Good Times
Easy credit rip-offs
Good Times
Scratchin' and survivin'
Good Times
Hangin' in a jury
Good Times
Aint we lucky we got 'em
Good Times
For me that wicked intro thing from the A-Team theme:
In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team!
10/21/02. This would inspire anyone: Freezingwarm still hasn't touched a cigarette!
An article about how Fritz trash talked Kramnik during the match. Includes full transcript!
10/19/02. Freeze doesn't want another smoke! Wow! That's gotta be a world record! Freeze that's amazing!
10/18/02. Freeze is staying strong.
Where should Starsmars and I go on our honeymoon?
Freezingwarm is going to quit smoking. He's going to post his experiences here at chessthecat.com. Here are the first and second articles.
10/17/02. Dear Darlene answers your questions about world domination. Hilarity ensues!
10/16/02. Congratulations to Saddam Hussein for winning another 7 year term for president. He won with 100% of the vote and every eligible voter turned out. Better yet, all 11,000,000 ballots were collected and counted in under a day! Amazing! Here's the full story! Wait! Here's the best part! Check out what this Iraqi had to say: "This is a unique manifestation of democracy which is superior to all other forms of democracies even in these countries which are besieging Iraq and trying to suffocate it," Izzat Ibrahim said at a news conference in Baghdad. BWWHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Oh, did I mention that the candidates were Saddam Hussein and Saddam Hussein? Who do you want? Saddam or Hussein?
10/15/02. Poor Tippy. He had cancer and died this morning. Tippy was my dog and he was the best. I don't even know what else to say about this right now. I'll post some pics prolly in a bit in tribute. Here's to Tip!
10/14/02. Happy Columbus Day everyone!
10/13/02. Let's all give thanks for the original Bonezine.
Tao Jones kindly contributed an article for chessthecat.com. It's a great read! Thanks Tao! Wait, wait. I wrote that before I even read the article. Now that I've read it I'm prepared to say it's the funniest damn thing you'll read all year! Thanks a ton Tao! lol. Perfect. Too funny!! It's so Tao!
Starsmars has come up with tons of updates for her blog.
10/12/02. Now you can use my new feedback form on the nav menu to send me a quick e-mail!
Shampooplanet.com is up and running.
This one is mainly for Freeze. Students do!
10/11/02. Gunny Bitterman doesn't like Halloween all that much.
Okay. Darlene Darling's e-mail account has been reopened as well. E-mail her your questions regarding love, life, and US Constitutional law!
New game! This one is really cool! It's a car race where your cursor is the car. Trace the track with your cursor for a fast time.
10/10/02. There. Now that wasn't too bad was it? The site is back. I've switched hosting companies. Do you know how much I pay for hosting now? Try *nothing*! That's right! No more hosting fees for me! That's the power of Doteasy! Anyway, if you get a 404 on this site please e-mail me to let me know because I may have missed something during the FT. Thanks.
10/08/02. New gallery: The Best of Calvin the Camcat.
10/07/02. My pledge to you: Since this is a long weekend coming up, I will be able to finally get some updates posted. I've got a few chess scores to post, some new photos, a new section, and a very special surprise. This weekend. Watch for it!
10/05/02. Ekerai. I know I'm behind with the page lately. I've gots lots of homework and such. I've got 3 chess games in the queue but no chess editor. Hopefully some updates Monday.
10/04/02. This is one of the funniest links I've seen in a long time.
10/03/02. Can't talk: Animal Crossing. School.
I finally got around to posting one of the submitted games. Aristotle I couldn't make heads or tails out of your notation! Luckily, Tao had a clean copy.
10/01/02. Well! This is the biggest news to hit this site in a long time: We have a new staff member! And this isn't just a funny pic either, this is a real person. Darlene Darling is writing an advice column for chessthecat.com called Dear Darlene. She turned down my suggestion of 'Don't Do What Donny Don't Does.' Whatev. E-mail your q's about life, love, and quantum mechanics directly to Darlene Darling and she'll post her replies on the site!
I've added a whole bunch of new games and other gadgets. Check 'em out!