This isn't what Chess the cat looks like at all.  How could he? He's been dead for nearly 60 years.  Also this is clearly a small finger puppet.  And last but not least, Chess was a Russian cat.  Chess was the name of the cat belonging to Alexandre Alekhine.  This is just a likeness.  Anywho, legend has it that chessthecat.com was the last available domain name so I nabbed it.  If you want to buy it, it's yours for a cool 10 million.  While I wait for a buyer, I thought I might use all this great Cold War technology, the Internet, that cost DARPA billions to research and build, to display pictures of me in Halloween costumes and my Grade 3 journals.  So visit again soon because any day now this will be turned into a porn site that caters to people with chess and cat fetishes.

  Wallet a little thin?  Can't afford 10 million bucks?  Why not  check out my ebay auctions?