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Halloween Hall of Fame

When I first thought of registering chessthecat.com, I thought: "Hey, I don't have any material for a website. Then I thought "Hey, I have a shoebox full of old photos don't I?". Then I thought "Hey, I'm missing Blind Date." Anywho, to make a long story short, my embarrassment is your entertainment. Enjoy.

One of my earliest costumes. Here's me as a little Jehovah's witness. "Madam, may I interest you in a new religion? Whaddya mean? I'm offering 114,000 in 10,000,000 odds here.

Ah. A classic. Note the facial hair. Up until only a few years ago I assumed that it was the old burnt cork trick. It wasn't.

Here's one of Starsmars as either a smallish banana or maybe a larger banana.

Me again. Hey look! I'm...who the hell are these people? I thought this would be easy. But I didn't pick any of these costumes and I couldn't find any pics of the ones I chose. Like Casper the Friendly Ghost. That was Grade 7. Then in Grade 8 I was Richie Rich. That was great. No mistaking who I was supposed to be either. If the mask wasn't clear enough, it said right on my chest. Right above the picture of Richie Rich.

Don't look so glum! I think you make a perfect little witch. Uh. You have something right here. No. Right there. Here. Do what I'm doing. There you got it.

I'm not sure who I'm supposed to be here. There seems to be some sort of equipment bag there and some cable or rope on my belt. I know. This is the year I was a telephone lineman.

Delightful. It's Starsmars again. I believe this was taken last year. She was going as a silver dollar. Or a fairy something or other.

And finally, here's me at the Grade 10 Halloween party. Why won't anyone dance with me?

	One of my earliest costumes. Here's me as a little Jehovah's witness. "Madam, may I interest you in a new religion? Whaddya mean? I'm offering 114,000 in 10,000,000 odds here.
	Ah. A classic. Note the facial hair. Up until only a few years ago I assumed that it was the old burnt cork trick. It wasn't.
	Here's one of Starsmars as either a smallish banana or maybe a larger banana.

	Me again. Hey look! I'm...who the hell are these people? I thought this would be easy. But I didn't pick any of these costumes and I couldn't find any pics of the ones I chose. Like Casper the Friendly Ghost. That was Grade 7. Then in Grade 8 I was Richie Rich. That was great. No mistaking who I was supposed to be either. If the mask wasn't clear enough, it said right on my chest. Right above the picture of Richie Rich.

	Don't look so glum! I think you make a perfect little witch. Uh. You have something right here. No. Right there. Here. Do what I'm doing. There you got it.

	I'm not sure who I'm supposed to be here. There seems to be some sort of equipment bag there and some cable or rope on my belt. I know. This is the year I was a telephone lineman.

	Delightful. It's Starsmars again. I believe this was taken last year. She was going as a silver dollar. Or a fairy something or other.
	And finally, here's me at the Grade 10 Halloween party. Why won't anyone dance with me?